Ten Commandments of PaulBots

Ten Commandments of PaulBots

1.  Thou shalt have no other politician before thee except Ron Paul.
2. Thou shalt not question the logic of Ron Paul.
3. Thou shalt defend Ron Paul even if it makes you look crazier.
4. Thou shalt have no other passion but Ron Paul, even if it compromises American security.
5. Thou shalt not endorse either verbally or in writing that Israel is worthy of existing, because it would be so much easier if it didn’t
6. Thou shalt use vulgar language in your defense.  The more you use the more devoted you will appear to Ron Paul
7. Thou shalt ignore and deny all facts pertaining to the argument that there are foreign enemies of America.
8. Thou shalt hide thy eyes and ears from any incriminating evidence, i.e. newsletters, that paint Ron Paul negatively
1. Thou shalt deny all facts incriminating Ron Paul, and turn off all ability to discern them logically (As given by @hale_razor)
9. Thou shalt smite any enemy of Ron Paul with circular arguments and nonsensical logic.
10. Thou shalt forget about common sense foreign policy, it’s just not needed in the world Ron Paul creates.