Ten Commandments of PaulBots
- Thou shalt have no other politician before thee except Ron Paul.
- Thou shalt not question the logic of Ron Paul.
- Thou shalt defend Ron Paul even if it makes you look crazier.
- Thou shalt have no other passion but Ron Paul, even if it compromises American security.
- Thou shalt not endorse either verbally or in writing that Israel is worthy of existing, because it would be so much easier if it didn’t
- Thou shalt use vulgar language in your defense. The more you use the more devoted you will appear to Ron Paul
- Thou shalt ignore and deny all facts pertaining to the argument that there are foreign enemies of America.
- Thou shalt hide thy eyes and ears from any incriminating evidence, i.e. newsletters, that paint Ron Paul negatively
- Thou shalt deny all facts incriminating Ron Paul, and turn off all ability to discern them logically (As given by @hale_razor)
- Thou shalt smite any enemy of Ron Paul with circular arguments and nonsensical logic.
- Thou shalt forget about common sense foreign policy, it’s just not needed in the world Ron Paul creates.
